CrabDiving – Mon 022221 – SCOTUS Rejected Trump’s Attempt To Escape New York Prosecutors

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SCOTUS rejected Trump’s attempt to escape New York prosecutors forcing the former POTUS and alleged rapist to hand over his taxes. A geeked up Don Jr. defended Daddy in a cracked-out video appeal to the universe. The United States hit…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021921 – Ron DeSantis Will Try To Convince 2024 Voters He Doesn’t Suck

GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis's Disastrous Coronavirus Policy

Ron DeSantis will try to convince 2024 voters he doesn’t suck. A doctor from Johns Hopkins said COVID-19 will be mostly gone by April of this year. Faux News anchor Bill Hemmer warned cancel culture might come for Bible characters…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021821 – Ted Cruz Slithered Down To Cancun While Texas Froze

Ted Cruz slithered down to Cancun while Texas froze. Meanwhile, former Democratic presidential contender Beto O’Rourke organized wellness checks for elderly Texans stuck in the deep freeze. A bill in Cali would decriminalize magical mushrooms, LSD, ketamine along with other…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021721 – Racist, Sexist, Anti-LGBTQ Hatecaster Rush Limbaugh Is Dead

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Racist, sexist, anti-LGBTQ Hatecaster Rush Limbaugh is dead and tweets about urinating upon the oxy walrus’ grave abounded on Twitter. A couple of years ago, Nazi VIP and former Trump White House strategist, Steve Bannon said he thought Trump was…

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CrabDiving – Tue 021621 – Texas Republicans Are Really Bad At Governing

Texas Republicans Are Really Bad At Governing

Texas Republicans are really bad at governing evidence by the fact there’s no electricity in the Lonestar State during a brutal deep freeze. President Biden said he’s going to recalibrate relations with the Saudis. Out of spite, Shitler announced he’d…

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