CrabDiving – Wed 051320 – Trumpist Loons Are Turgid Over The Obamagate Nothingburger & Red Lobster Karen

Trumpist Loons Are Turgid Over The Obamagate Nothingburger

Trump loons are turgid over the Obamagate nothingburger, with MAGA Twitter gleefully calling for Obama to be subpoenaed. Rick Bright, former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, will testify before Congress that Shitler’s administration was unprepared for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051220 – Trump Is Unraveling and Rage-Tweeting Like a Mofo & Bonkers Boogaloo Loons

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump is unraveling and rage-tweeting like a mofo. Dr. Fauci questioned the accuracy of the COVID-19 death toll thinking it might be under counted. Shitler caterwauled votes from a newly opened polling station in Lancaster, CA shouldn’t count. House Democrats…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051120 – Coward Trump Ran Scared From Women Journalists Asking Tough Questions & FL Gym Rats Squeal

Coward Trump Ran Scared From Women Journalists Asking Tough Questions

Coward Trump ran scared from women journalists asking tough questions because he’s a cowardly, rapey fascist. Shitler couldn’t define exactly what crimes are included within “Obamagate.” The West Wing was directed to wear masks since the virus came to Pennsylvania…

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CrabDiving – Fri 050820 – You Can’t Put God In A Bag & Stephen Miller’s Wife Has COVID-19

“You can’t put God in a bag!” squealed a Cardinal over a proposal to individually wrap communion cookies, cuz COVID-19. A federal watchdog group recommended whistleblower Rick Bright be reinstated at the CDC. White House ghoul Stephen Miller’s wife tested…

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CrabDiving – Thu 050720 – Corrupt AG Barr Wants Charges Against Corrupt Michael Flynn Dropped & More Jacob Wohl Clownery

corrupt AG Barr - CrabDiving

Corrupt AG Barr wants charges against corrupt Michael Flynn dropped. The Supreme Court of Texas forbade the jailing of a salon owner for violating a court order meant to enforce coronavirus guidelines. Shameless photo-opportunist, Alaskan converva-clown Sarah Palin traveled to…

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