CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100520 – Trump Said Don’t Worry About Coronavirus & Kayleigh McNinny Caught The COVID

Trump Said Don't Worry About Coronavirus

Trump said don’t worry about coronavirus as he left the hospital and headed to what his doc called 24/7 top medical care while at the White House. GOP load Matt Gaetz scored an “L” comparing Shitler to RWNJ action movie…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100220 – Trump Tested Positive For COVID-19 & Turd Jacob Wohl Facing Felonies

Trump Tested Positive For COVID-19

Trump tested positive for COVID-19 and it is what it is. RWNJ loada-saurus Brenden Dilley blathered Shitler had “god tier” DNA. Freshman Infowarrior Deanna Lorraine claimed the left gave Man-baby coronavirus via a device hidden in his debate microphone. Hate-caster…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100120 – Putin’s Piglet Trump Doesn’t Want Debates Rules Changed & More QAnon Loons

Putin’s piglet Trump doesn’t want debates rules changed because he’s a fascist man-baby. Because of a disastrous performance at the last debate, Shitler is on the defensive in states where he was previously ahead. Don-the-Con didn’t win Tuesday’s match with…

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CrabDiving – Wed 093020 – Trump’s Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country & Rep. Katie Porter Evicerates Big Pharma Jerk

Trump's Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country

Trump’s debate performance humiliated our country and was indeed the worst debate in our nation’s history. Our desperate loser incumbent PEEOTUS encouraged his deplorable MAGAT to engage in voter intimidation at polling places. Vice President Biden rightly told Shitler to…

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