Trump’s second impeachment trial starts next week. Families celebrated the end of Shitler’s Muslim travel ban. The Crabs played the wacky ramblings of the infamously horned Christian terrorist as he led a gaggle of MAGAts in prayer during the siege. The Jay-Kay cosplay rioter blamed Trump for his part in the failed coup. A DC rioter was denied bail after the judge glanced at the violent wanker’s social media posts. The possibility of disappointed Q-cultists forming yet an even zanier religion was discussed. UK Czar Boris Johnson delivered bleak news about the coronavirus variants. That young kid who sounds like Joe Pesci still wants you to stay home. An arsonist burnt down a Church Satan gathering place in Poughkeepsie. Biden’s inaugural viewership numbers blew Man-baby’s numbers out of the water. Radicalized life-coach and hate-caster Brenden Dilley said The Rapist-In-Chief should have ruled with a stiffer fist. President Biden was left with no one to greet him at the White House on day one because orange-puke-face fired the Chief Usher on his way out.
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