CrabDiving – Wed 093020 – Trump’s Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country & Rep. Katie Porter Evicerates Big Pharma Jerk

Trump's Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country

Trump’s debate performance humiliated our country and was indeed the worst debate in our nation’s history. Our desperate loser incumbent PEEOTUS encouraged his deplorable MAGAT to engage in voter intimidation at polling places. Vice President Biden rightly told Shitler to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092820 – Trump Is A Bad Businessman and Probably A Tax Cheat & Ivanka For VP

Trump is a bad businessman and probably a tax cheat yet the deplorable Donald-suckers continued to lap up his fascist spew-goo. Forbes said Shitler was over one billion dollars in debt. President Tang wrote off cash ejaculated up Ivanka by…

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CrabDiving – Thu 092420 – Trump Got Booed While Visiting Ginsburg’s Casket & GOP Laughably Wants Us Trust Them

Trump Got Booed While Visiting Ginsburg's Casket

Trump got booed while visiting Ginsburg’s casket. Cocaine Mitch and his fellow GOP loads promised a peaceful transfer of power despite the ignorant rhetoric from Man-baby. New Info-Warrior Deanna Lorraine urged women to vote like they’re choosing a copulation partner.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 092320 – Trump’s Campaign Is Planning To Steal The Election & Eric Trump Must Give A Deposition

trump is gunning for california's clean air

Trump’s campaign is planning to steal the election. The orange creeper also admitted he was going to stay in The White House with the help of the SCOTUS. A not-so-grand jury indicted a Louisville cop for wanton endangerment relating to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 092220 – Cindy McCain Is Endorsing Joe Biden & Trump’s Crap List of SCOTUS Candidates

Cindy McCain Is Endorsing Joe Biden

Cindy McCain is endorsing Joe Biden and Romney supports holding a vote on the next SCOTUS nominee during Trump’s final crappy months in The White House. The Crabs ran through a list of mostly conservative crackpots that could replace Ginsburg…

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