CrabDiving – Fri 062819 – Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling & Harris Dunked on Biden

Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling

Trump and Putin joked about election meddling at the G20 in Japan. The United States Women’s Soccer Team won the quarterfinals for the World Cup, defeating France. A dangerous heat wave is torturing Europe. The Crabs analyzed night two of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 062719 – SCOTUS Upheld Partisan Gerrymandering & The Crabs Break Down The First Debate

SCOTUS Upheld Partisan Gerrymandering

SCOTUS upheld partisan gerrymandering. Trump howled about putting off the 2020 Census due to the Supremes’ decision to not allow the racist citizenship question, yet. As Shitler would say, Beto was boring, Elizabeth Warren clearly won the first Democratic Presidential…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062619 – Mueller Will Testify In Public & A Trump Got Spat Upon

the Mueller report dropped

Mueller will testify in public and Trump is surely perturbed over the whole Russian collusion business. Shitler said he wouldn’t block congressional testimony of Bobby M. The fascist orange creamsicle played the victim card bigly as he bemoaned his nonexistent…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062519 – Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him “Retarded” & Falwell Jr. Is A Garbage Person

Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him Retarded

Trump threatened obliteration after Iran called him “retarded.” Consumer confidence dropped to the lowest levels since September 2017. Migrant kids held at a particularly heinous Trump concentration camp were temporarily moved for the sake of optics. Wayfair faced protests from…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062419 – Deplorable Migrant Children Centers Conditions & Oregon GOP Still MIA

Deplorable Migrant Children Center Conditions

Deplorable migrant children centers conditions have proved shameful and it seems the Trump Administration’s faux pro-life stance doesn’t extend to non-white kids separated by zero tolerance. The fascists at ICE postponed their Gestapo style round-ups of our undocumented brothers and…

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