CrabDiving – Fri 050820 – You Can’t Put God In A Bag & Stephen Miller’s Wife Has COVID-19

“You can’t put God in a bag!” squealed a Cardinal over a proposal to individually wrap communion cookies, cuz COVID-19. A federal watchdog group recommended whistleblower Rick Bright be reinstated at the CDC. White House ghoul Stephen Miller’s wife tested…

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CrabDiving – Thu 050720 – Corrupt AG Barr Wants Charges Against Corrupt Michael Flynn Dropped & More Jacob Wohl Clownery

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Corrupt AG Barr wants charges against corrupt Michael Flynn dropped. The Supreme Court of Texas forbade the jailing of a salon owner for violating a court order meant to enforce coronavirus guidelines. Shameless photo-opportunist, Alaskan converva-clown Sarah Palin traveled to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050620 – Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free & Kushner’s Amateur Team

Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free

The racist Georgia murderers of Ahmaud Arbery remain free, but the case is finally being sent to a grand jury. Tremendously corrupt loser Jared Kushner’s effort to fight the coronavirus is hampered because Shitler’s son-in-law is surrounded by finance d-bags.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050420 – Trump’s America Heads Back To The Beach & Don Lemon Calls POTUS Out

Trump's America Heads Back To The Beach

Trump’s America heads back to the beach despite legitimate concerns about an even deadlier second wave of the virus. Carnival Cruises announced their business will resume midsummer, puke. While interviewed at the Lincoln Memorial, Shitler blathered to FOX News he’s…

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