CrabDiving – Mon 042020 – Trump’s Federal Government Hindering Certain States’ COVID-19 Response & Oil Plummets

Trump's Federal Government Hindering Certain States' COVID-19 Response

Trump’s federal government hindering certain state’s COVID-19 response is unimaginable. Three million masks purchased by Massachusetts were seized by the evil feds at the Port of New York. Moronic Trump supporters chanted “fire Fauci” at a lockdown protest in the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041720 – Governor Cuomo Is Fed Up With Trump’s BS & Diaper Load Dr. Phil

Governor Cuomo is fed up with Trump’s BS. Democratic Senators on a call with Pence and the coronavirus task force were gobsmacked by the lack of work the administration is doing to combat the pandemic. Dr. Phil was slammed for…

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CrabDiving – Thu 041620 – Dr. Oz Is Cool With 2-3% More COVID-19 Deaths & Pompeo Lets His Theocracy Dreams Out

Dr. Oz Is Cool With 2-3% More COVID-19 Deaths

Dr. Oz is cool with 2-3% more COVID-19 deaths because it might get our mojo back. Also, if you want to hear the creepiest crap ever uttered by a sham TV doctor, listen to this episode of the progressive podcast.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041520 – Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders & Island of One-Percenters Gets Tons of COVID-19 Tests

Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders

Dimwit conservatives are protesting stay-at-home orders, with some in Michigan waving the Confederate flag around. An estimated 90% of deaths in the U.S. from Covid-19 might have been prevented by putting social distancing policies into effect two weeks earlier when…

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