CrabDiving – Tue 051920 – Pelosi Is Worried About Trump’s “Morbid Obesity” & Florida GOP Fudging COVID-19 Numbers

Nancy Pelosi is worried about Trump’s “morbid obesity.” Shitler said people who passed away while taking hydroxychloroquine were going to die anyway. The fascist load in the White House also said Mike Pompeo’s staff should absolutely make themselves able to wash dishes for the Secretary of State. Most Americans say they support universal healthcare. Oligarch banker-wanker Jamie Dimon blathered empty words about poverty. Republican loon Senator Martha McSally lies when she says she’s not worried about crappy poll numbers. Dimwitted prophet-for-profit Mark Taylor said he is sure Obama will face the ultimate punishment for treason. The not-so-great-state of Florida got caught fudging coronavirus numbers when they fired their main data analyst for being honest. The GOP in Georgia stole yet another election, this time for state Supreme Court. An adult judge in Texas ruled citizens can indeed vote by mail, so of course the anti-democracy Republicans will appeal. An Arkansas church was the source of a coronavirus hot-spot. A South Korean soccer club apologized for filling their stands with “premium mannequins” that looked very similar to sex dolls.

Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention

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