CrabDiving – Wed 052825 – Petty Dictator Trump Whined About Being Called Chicken

Petty dictator Trump whined about being called chicken. Fox drunkard Jeanine Pirro was named the DC prosecutor by our felonious rapist-in-chief. Apartheid Elmo, aka Elon, leaves the White House after pillaging the government for data. A spaceship built by Herr…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052325 – Trump Ambushed South Africa’s President With Lies and Unrelated Photos

Trump ambushed South Africa’s President with lies and unrelated photos. Diaper Don’s attempt to block foreign student enrollment from Harvard was thwarted by a judge. Sith Lord of Chase, Jamie Dimon blathered the obvious about Trump’s tariffs. In further obvious…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051425 – Dangerously Crazy RFK Jr. Will Cause Kids To Get Polio Again

Dangerously crazy RFK Jr. will cause kids to get polio again.  Trump seems mesmerized by the wealth in the middle east. Shitler blathered back at critics of his dirty jet dealings with Qatar. Democrats flew a banner with the Qatar logo over Mara Lago. The Founder of Ben & Jerry’s, along with other protestors, were removed from a hearing with anti-vax HHS Director RFK Jr. The lying fascists of DOGE deleted more of their claims of government waste. Chatgpt produced a list of everyone our racist POTUS has called low-IQ. A Nazi GOP legislator suggested dropping undocumented people from airplanes. Another bootlicking Repub proposed classifying pornography as a crime. Man-baby’s administration wrongly classified white anti-Semitic South African landowners fleeing justice as refugees. President Tiny Hands and a small group of crypto-loads are looting the country. Middle of the road do-nothing-Dems fear the youth and energy of activist David Hogg. The poor strategies of the Biden campaign were torched in a recent book.

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