CrabDiving – Mon 033020 – Trump’s COVID-19 Press Conferences Are Getting Nuttier & Pastor Arrested For Unlawful Assembly

Trump's COVID-19 Press Conferences Are Getting Nuttier

Trump’s COVID-19 press conferences are getting nuttier and networks are opting to not even air them. Shitler accused healthcare of stealing masks, wtf??? An oddly righteous sheriff in Florida arrested evil moronic megachurch pastor Rodney Browne for holding two heavily…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032720 – Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors & The EPA Says Pollute Away

Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors

Trump thinks he knows more than the doctors and questioned New York’s need for 30000 ventilators. The New York death toll jumped by 134 overnight. Sky-god-sucker Irvin Baxter said coronavirus was a warning from Daddy of Jeebus because of all…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032620 – USA Now Leads The World In COVID-19 Cases & Nazi Planning To Bomb A Hospital Killed

USA Now Leads The World In COVID-19 Cases

The USA now leads the World in COVID-19 cases. New York said its hospitals will be overwhelmed under any coronavirus scenario. Data showed New Orleans will soon be the new epicenter of the virus. Shitler pandered to evangelicals by announcing…

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CrabDiving – Wed 032520 – Senate Giant Corporate Giveaway & Roy Moore Says Keep Churches Open

Senate Giant Corporate Giveaway

The Senate giant corporate giveaway was another disgusting example of our crap political and economic system. The Governor of Minnesota is pessimistic after his state failed to flatten the curve due to not testing early enough. PEEOTUS Trump insulted Mitt…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032420 – Trump and Republicans Want Your Granny To Die For The Stock Market

Trump and Republicans want your Granny to die for the stock market. Shitler wants to end social distancing despite advice from the experts. The U.S. has been named the upcoming epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak. Italy’s death rate from the…

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