CrabDiving – Thu 122719 – The Opposite of Winning & Polls Showing More People Want Trump Fired

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In news that is the opposite of winning, China, Russia and Iran are holding joint naval drills in the Gulf of Oman. Moscow Mitch took huge load of justified criticism from his local Kentucky paper that included admonishments of his…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122319 – Trump Hates Wind & Big Business Pays No Taxes

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The Crabs were reminded Trump hates wind because, according to Shitler they spew chemicals and massacre birds. Obama has been talking up Elizabeth Warren behind the scenes to skittish big donors. Rudy Giuliani said he’s more Jewish the George Soros.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 122019 – Trump Called Christianity Today A “Far Left Magazine” & Last Democratic Debate Before Iowa

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Trump called Christianity Today a “far left magazine” following the paper’s scathing editorial supporting impeachment. Ivanka lied that her orange father isn’t going bonkers because of his impeachment, but instead is energized. We played clips of the most recent Democratic…

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CrabDiving – Thu 121919 – Pelosi May Withhold Articles of Impeachment & Tulsi’s “Present” Vote

Pelosi May Withhold Articles of Impeachment

Pelosi may withhold articles of impeachment which will make Trump, the rapist-in-chief, even more crazy. POS RWNJ load Brenden Dilley was once a broke loser but that was all Obama’s fault. Conserva-twunt Rick Wiles hopes to use the Senate impeachment…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121819 – Merry Impeachmas and Treason’s Greetings!

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CrabDiving wishes all the Deplorables a Merry Impeachmas and Treason’s Greetings on this historic day where Trump is getting impeached. Laughable Louie Gohmert tossed a major hissy on the House floor after Nadler accused the GOP Texas loon of spreading…

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