CrabDiving – Tue 032420 – Trump and Republicans Want Your Granny To Die For The Stock Market

Trump and Republicans want your Granny to die for the stock market. Shitler wants to end social distancing despite advice from the experts. The U.S. has been named the upcoming epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak. Italy’s death rate from the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 032320 – Trump Will Kill People To Save His Re-Election Chances & Barr’s Totalitarian Spank Bank

Trump Will Kill People To Save His Re-Election Chances

Trump will kill people to save his re-election chances. The GOP Senate included insane corporate bailouts in the latest stimulus package relating to the pandemic. Joe Manchin engaged in a shouting match with Moscow Mitch about the Wall Street-friendly relief…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032020 – Huge Trump Meltdown & GOP Senators Insider Trading

Huge Trump Meltdown

Every moment of the huge Trump meltdown was dissected on this episode of CrabDiving. Mayor de Blasios’ senior staff have nearly revolted over his handling of the coronavirus. GOP senators were accused of insider trading and dumping stocks after a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 031920 – GOP Senator Burr Sold Stocks Before Warning About Coronavirus & #ReleaseTheButtholeCut

GOP Senator Burr sold stocks before warning about coronavirus. Lock him up, right? Trump told states to find their own medical supplies. Shitler praised a malaria drug with possible, unproven effectiveness in fighting the virus. We shared some actual good…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031820 – Perpetual Obstructionist Rand Paul & QAnon Crazies Claim Oprah Got Busted

perpetual obstructionist Rand Paul

Perpetual obstructionist Rand Paul held up a Senate vote on a coronavirus rescue package. Trump invoked an act to marshal the private sector against the virus he only recently started to give an amoeba fart about. Former presidential candidate Senator…

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