CrabDiving – Fri 121418 – Ivanka Implicated In Inaugural Shenanigans & Mick Mulvaney Gets The Rose

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Ivanka could be way guilty of shenanigans in the Trump inaugural financial scandal. The NRA and the man-baby campaign were in cahoots in terms of campaign ads. Shitler attorney Rudy Giuliani suggested this whole Mueller thing was no big deal…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121218 – Cohen Sentenced To Three Years & The National Enquirer Is Cooperating

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Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years and tossed PEEOTUS under the bus during his “sorry speech.” Our rapist-in-Chief suggested a revolt would ensue if he were impeached. Man-baby, in fit of butthurt launched papers into the Oval…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120718 – Individual 1 Is Screwed & Tillerson Said Trump Wanted To Break Laws A Lot

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This “Mueller Friday” we learn that from Michael Cohen’s sentencing memo that Individual 1 is screwed bigly. And we already know who “Individual 1” is (hint: he is orange). Yet again, RWNJ White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is…

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CrabDiving – Thu 120618 – Labor Secretary Acosta Must Resign & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Impresses Us

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Trump’s Labor Secretary Acosta must resign or be fired because as a prosecutor, the corrupt, weaselly a-hole betrayed children that were victims of pedophile monster Jeff Epstein. Wisconsin GOP legislator Robert Cowles was the only Republican to do right by citizens, voting…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120518 – Bush Funeral Disappoints QAnon Loons & Hillary Ignores TF Out Of Trump

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At his daddy’s funeral, George W. Bush slipped Michelle Obama a sweet treat. Qanon morons stupidly believed Trump and Mueller would come together after Bush’s funeral and arrest the evildoers of the deep state. GOP douche-lords of the Wisconsin Senate approved…

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