CrabDiving – Wed 040225 – Elon Failed To Buy Wisconsin and We Know How Trump Feels About Losers

Elon failed to buy Wisconsin and we know how Trump feels about losers. Shitler announced a wave of upcoming tariffs, which hurt Americans bigly. Under the guise of taking time off to help his dying electric car company Tesla, Elmo…

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CrabDiving – Mon 032425 – Trump’s Morons Included A Journalist In A Chat About Secret Attack Plans

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Trump’s morons included a journalist in a chat about secret attack plans where the worst VP tossed shade at the worst POTUS.  Fascist AG Pam Bondi ordered Jasmine Rep Crockett to be nice to Elmo. AOC and Bernie have been…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032125 – Trump’s Monstrous ICE Thugs Are Committing Crimes Against Humanity

Trump’s monstrous ICE thugs are committing crimes against humanity. Apartheid Elmo was almost briefed on secret China war plans. Shitler received low marks for his crappy economy. A loser GOP Rep was righteously booed for defending DOGE orcs. Senator Bernie…

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CrabDiving – Wed 032025 – Conspiracy Nuts Are Whining Over The Total Dud JFK Files

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Conspiracy nuts are whining over the total dud JFK files. Author and Senator Schumer got calls to resign from fellow Democrats. Former Infowars Czar Alex Jones called out Trump for being a “poop addict.” Vapid GOP demon Tucker Carlson blathered…

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