CrabDiving – Fri 071423 – Trump Wants His Florida Trial Delayed Because He’s Way Busy Grifting

Trump wants his Florida trial delayed because he’s way busy grifting. Man-baby has gone on the attack in Iowa going after the state’s crappy evangelical governor Kim Reynolds. President Biden’s student loan forgiveness program is income-driven. SAG AFTRA went on…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071223 – Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville Loves Defending White Nationalism

Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville loves defending white nationalism. Mein Pillow Czar Mike Lindell is auctioning off equipment because his bedding company is in the crapper due to his post-2020 election antics. Meta mishandled US taxpayer data. FBI Director Christopher Wray…

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CrabDiving – Fri 070723 – Tooty Rudy Giuliani May Get Disbarred

Tooty Rudy Giuliani may get disbarred. Victor Wembanyama’s security detail slapped Britney Spears’ hand away after the pop icon touched their asset. An Arkansas whack-job Republican wants to yank funding from libraries because books are scary. Jack Smith demanded answers…

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CrabDiving – Wed 070523 – Trump’s Veiled Threats Against His Prosecutor

Trump’s veiled threats against his prosecutor went out in all-caps on Truth Social, a slightly more racist Twitter. Actor and spirited podcaster Michael Rapaport offered blunt advice to Shitler about prison. The Secret Service confirmed the white powder found at…

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