CrabDiving – Mon 071525 – Trump Now Claims The Epstein Files Were Written By Obama and Clinton

Trump says there are no Epstein files

Trump now claims the Epstein files were written by Obama and Clinton. Author Michael Wolfe had eye-popping interviews about Shitler’s relationship with dead diddler Epstein. Epstein’s partner Ghislaine Maxwell said she’d testify to congress about the Esptein files. House Dems…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071125 – MAGA Hats Are Burning As Deplorable Factions Find Out About Trump’s Promises

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MAGA hats are burning as deplorable factions find out about Trump’s promises. Blotch Nazi Bannon is bigly mad about the whole Epstein thing. The FBI’s number two dullard Bongino could resign over the disappearing Epstein file. Didler Dersashowitz claimed files…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070725 – MAGA’s Brain Cell Exploded After Trump’s DOJ Announced Its Epstein Cover-Up

MAGA’s brain cell exploded after Trump’s DOJ announced its Epstein cover-up. Trumpkin Nazi Laura Loomer blathered MAGAT AG Pam Bondi should resign over the Epstein cover-up non-scandal. A flashflood in Texas caught victims unaware since President Diaper Rash and DOGE…

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CrabDiving – Wed 070225 – People Are Getting Sick Of Evil Billionaires

People are getting sick of evil billionaires. As democracy necrotizes, P. Diddy was convicted of prostitution but not trafficking. U.S. Citizen Andrea Velez was kidnapped by masked ICE thugs. Paramount got on it’s knees and settled with President Diaper Rash.…

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