CrabDiving – Tue 061119 – Trump Proved His Mexico Deal By Waving Paper Around & Anti-Democracy FL GOP

Trump Proved Mexico Deal By Waving Paper Around

Trump proved his Mexico deal by waving paper around during a rageful rant on the White House lawn. Photographers were able to snap pictures of the paper waved about by Cheeto, but little was learned from the shots. According to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061019 – Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump & Bieber vs. Cruise In The Octagon?

Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump

The squealing showboating Republicans defend Trump and surely the majority of Americans puked in their own mouths a little. Neo-Nazis scumbags enjoyed the protection of Detroit cops as the violent fascists disturbed the Pride parade. Watergate playuh John Dean rattled…

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CrabDiving – Fri 060719 – NASA Space Station Tourism & Minister Resigns Over Novel Exorcism Technique

NASA Space Station Tourism

The NASA Space Station tourism jaunt won’t be a trip you can book on Trivago. Presidential candidate Cory Booker introduced a plan to fight the current housing crisis. The employment numbers for last month were pure crap. Some feckless GOP…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060619 – Washington Supreme Court Decided Against A Homophobic Florist & Maybe Kellyanne Secretly Hates Trump

The Washington Supreme Court decided against a homophobic florist. World leaders honored the 75th anniversary of D-Day, and Trump – amazingly – didn’t totally embarrass the country. The Dems officially introduced a contempt resolution for Shitler henchmen AG Bill Barr…

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CrabDiving – Wed 060519 – Yet Another Bonkers Trump Interview & Early Polls Show Dems Beating Trump

Yet Another Bonkers Trump Interview

There was yet another bonkers Trump interview, this time with British fop Piers Morgan, and the Crabs played crazy clips. No was able to figure out if Biden supports the Hyde Amendment. Many Americans said made-up-news is a major problem…

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