CrabDiving – Tue 061819 – Racist Trump Still Thinks The Central Park Five Are Guilty & Alex Jones Sanctioned

Racist Trump Still Thinks The Central Park Five Are Guilty

Racist Trump still thinks the Central Park Five are guilty because our rapist-in-chief is a sad, pathetic bigot. The Orlando Sentinel endorsed “not Donald Trump” for President. The Shilter-sucking Proud Boys were stopped by the cops before inflicting violence upon…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061719 – Lying Trump Says Polls Showing Him Losing Are Fake & SCOTUS Punts Again On Bigot Bakers

Lying Trump Says Polls Showing Him Losing Are Fake

Lying Trump says polls showing him losing are fake. For leaking unflattering internal polling results, Shitler fired the polling firm Kellyanne Conway created. Even Faux News polls reveal Trump lags behind Biden, Warren, and Sanders. Intelligence officials don’t want to…

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CrabDiving – Fri 061419 – Democratic Debates Lineup & Trump Compared Melanie To Jackie O

Democratic debates lineup

The Democratic debates lineup was announced and the Crabs reviewed the two rosters. Trump called George Stephanopoulos a “little wise guy” during an exclusive sit down interview. Even though she violated the Hatch Act, man-baby can’t quit Kelleyanne Conway. The…

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CrabDiving – Thu 061319 – Traitor Trump Welcomes Foreign Election Meddling & The DNC Named The 20 Debate Candidates

Traitor Trump Welcomes Foreign Election Meddling

The traitor Trump welcomes foreign election meddling, saying it out loud in an interview with George Stephanopoulos. Shilter’s mouth-piece, AKA Sarah Sanders, is saying “Bye Felicia” to Cheeto’s White House. With well-deserved skepticism, the U.S. blamed Iran for new attacks…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061219 – Elaine Chao’s Crazy Corruption & Trump’s Concentration Camps

Elaine Chao's Crazy Corruption

Elaine Chao’s crazy corruption scandal is significant even in Trump-i-verse. Former Starbuck’s Czar Howard Shultz is scaling back his crappy campaign for president. Federal spending has topped three trillion bucks under the Shitler Administration. Don Jr. said he had nothing…

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