CrabDiving – Thu 082219 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox & Trump’s Disapproval Rating Climbs

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be lying for money on FOX. The Trump Administration wants to detain migrant families indefinitely and Faux News defended this stance ridiculously. CNN reported G7 leaders dread dealing with Cheeto. Washington state Governor Jay Inslee called…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082119 – Trump Canceled A Denmark Trip Because They Won’t Sell Greenland & Florida Kinkajou Attack

Trump Canceled A Norway Trip Because They Won't Sell Greenland

Trump canceled a Denmark trip because they won’t sell Greenland. However, the real reason could be that Shitler doesn’t want to be upstaged by Obama’s visit later in the month to the Danish country. We learned from Cheeto he is,…

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CrabDiving – Tue 082019 – Trump Called Jewish Democrats Disloyal & Phish Plagued By The Plague

Trump Called Jewish Democrats Disloyal

Trump called Jewish Democrats disloyal, or — at best — really dumb. The Crabs reviewed results from the Iowa corn kernel poll, and it’s a tossup between Democrats and the GOP. The fourth highest Dem in the House signaled an…

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CrabDiving – Mon 081919 – NYPD Fired Eric Garner’s Killer & Plague-Ridden Prairie Dogs

nypd fired eric garner's killer cop

The NYPD fired Eric Garner’s killer cop who choked to death the man despite Garner’s repeated plea of, “I can’t breathe!” Neo-Nazis are setting up training camps with live firing drills but limp, feckless racist law enforcement in Murica won’t…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081619 – Trump Fat-Shamed A Protester & Greenland Is Not For Sale

Trump fat shamed a protester

Is it irony that Trump fat-shamed a protester at his latest Nuremberg rally in New Hampshire? Bernie Sanders suggests Israel give back billions of dollars in U.S. aid, since they have started banning our congress members from visiting. A leaked…

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