CrabDiving – Mon 120318 – GOP State Legislatures Attacking Democracy & Trump Witness Tampering

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GOP creepos won’t pass sexual harassment legislation for Congress. Trump hurled verbal barbs at Michael Cohen and Robert Mueller but praised dandy Roger Stone… no witness tampering there! Dudes from Virginia got busted for swindling the Department of Defense out…

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CrabDiving – Fri 113018 – Don Junior Is Screwed & Trump’s Having A Bad Time At The G20

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CrabDiving Political Podcast reviewed all the ways Don Junior is screwed in the Trump-Russia probe. Anchorage was hit with a powerful earthquake and luckily, the Crab’s Alaskan correspondent came out unscathed. Canadian Czar Justin Trudeau trolled Twitler by referring to the USMCA…

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CrabDiving – Thu 112918 – Michael Cohen Bombshell Plea Deal & Loony Laura Loomer Self-Bondage

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The Michael Cohen bombshell that the former Trump lawyer pleaded guilty to lying to Congress was today’s big story. Our fascist-in-chief is of course totally losing his tiny orange marbles. Yet another loony character in Mueller’s Russia probe said GOP…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112818 – Trump Twitter Storm As Mueller Closes In & Why Aren’t Our Schools Like Finland?

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The Trump Twitter storm as Mueller closes in is magnificently craptastic and we read every single presidential twit. Shitler reminded us a pardon for guilty AF Manafort was not off the table. The whiner-in-chief shared a ridic pic calling for treason…

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CrabDiving – Tue 112718 – Mueller Canceled Manafort’s Plea Deal & Trump’s Genius Gut

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Mueller canceled Manafort’s plea deal because Trump’s former campaign chair was yuuuugggee liar. Fascist mouthpiece Sarah Sanders characterized the climate change report as “radical.” Special Counsel Robert Mueller captured emails from Roger Stone and InfoWars loon Jerome Corsi about Wikileaks.…

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