Trump may steal disaster money for his wall. Federal workers cheated out of their pay by Shitler staged protests against the ridic shutdown. The Crabs’ RWNJ rep Matt Gaetz ain’t down with Cheeto’s plan to use emergency funding for the wall because the a-hole anti-trans GOP load believes Dems could employ the strategy to force schools to build transgender restrooms. Missing teen Jayme Closs was finally found alive in Wisconsin. A Muslim Republican in Texas survived a vote from within his own party to oust him from a leadership role because of his faith. Ivank-er is being considered as a nominee to head the World Bank, cuz looniness. Families of Sandy Hook victims won a round in a defamation case against hateful tinfoil hat freak Alex Jones. A former fireman and current mentally ill Jeebus prophet proclaimed Obama and HRC have already been brought to justice… in the spiritual realm. An anti-gay evangelical group opposes including LGBT citizens in a bill that would make lynching a federal crime.
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