Measles cases surge thanks to antivaxxers. Trump wandered off the teleprompter during a speech about opioid abuse in what sounded like paranoia and delusion. Christo-nut Dave Daubenmire assured his mouth-breathing minions Hillary was indicted by jeebus. Apparently, Shitler lost his…
CrabDiving – Tue 042319 – Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas & The Mueller Report Is A Best Seller
Trump defies congressional subpoenas just as any old totalitarian might. Secretary Clinton and Speaker Pelosi admitted Shitler may need to be impeached. Cheeto’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, in charge of peace in the Middle East, got shut down when the elitist…
CrabDiving – Mon 042219 – Bizarre Trump Easter Speech To Kids & More Dems Calling For Impeachment
The Bizarre Trump Easter speech was hardly appropriate considering it was an audience of children waiting to hunt for eggs. More Dems are finally getting real and are calling for the impeachment of the rapist-in-chief. Shitler made a tremendous mistake…
CrabDiving – Fri 041919 – To Impeach Or Not to Impeach & Loony Religious Nuts Fear Buttigieg
To impeach or not to impeach was the question soundly answered by presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. Democrats in the House are inexplicably stymied by the impeachment dilemma. Shitler shamed former White House Counsel Don McGahn for taking the notes, evidenced…
CrabDiving – Thu 041819 – Behold The Mueller Report and GOP Kabuki Theatre Begins
The Mueller Report didn’t exonerate Trump at all. Mueller’s damning pages revealed an f-bomb dropped by Cheeto upon learning of the existence of the Mueller’s Special Counsel. Bobby M’s dossier presented evidence that Russia worked on Manbaby’s behalf to get…