Trump’s Revolutionary War airports fail inspired a prolific stream of hilarious memes of George Washington types defending the likes of JFK and DFW. The yuge earthquake north of Los Angeles may have actually increased stress along a notorious faultline. Ivana Trump’s ex-lover bashed the Trump kids, referring to the demon spawn as garbage, excluding Ivanka. The Crabs reviewed a particularly crazy QAnon theory involving JFK Jr. offing himself in order to thwart an assassination attempt by Hillary Clinton. A wacko Israeli hardliner said midwestern floods were Jeebus’s punishment for Jared Kushner’s crap Middle East policy. Satanists adopted a park in the Crabs’ home state of Florida. A sign featuring Jesus welcoming travelers to Hawkins, Texas has come down. An atheist nurse battling addiction was fired for refusing to accept a fictional higher power. The Vatican hid art featuring women performing priestly leadership duties. The Proud Boys rally in DC has been rocked by crazy sex and coke allegations.
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