CrabDiving – Wed 031225 – Greenland Voters Sent Emphatic Middle Fingers To Trump

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Greenland voters sent emphatic middle fingers to Trump. Shitler and Tesla twerp Elon Musk used the White House as a showroom to peddle a crappy electric car that don’t charge good. Canada and EU took countermeasures against President Diaper Load’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031025 – MAGA Jackboots Are Gunning For The First Amendment

MAGA jackboots are gunning for the first amendment. Trump is tanking the economy because it’s a day ending in “y.” Tesla shares are going down just like Elmo’s rockets. Man-baby blathered something about spreader SCOTUS Barrett being smart. Our crap…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030725 – Batcrap Bobby Kennedy Will Spend Taxpayer Cash To Study A Debunked Anti-vax Claim

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Batcrap Bobby Kennedy will spend taxpayer cash to study a debunked anti-vax claim. Another SpaceX rocket exploded in flight. Little Marco and Elmo sparred during a cabinet meeting. Feckless Sean Duffy got in on it too! Shitler decided to not…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030525 – Trump’s Vile State of the Union Address Was Just Another MAGA Hate Rally

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Trump’s vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secretary…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030325 – Protests Are Growing Against The Illegal Actions of The Corrupt Trump Administration

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Protests are growing against the illegal actions of the corrupt Trump administration. Human cosplayer J.D. Vance took his family skiing but was met with righteous protestors. Shitler hates America evidenced by the tariff war he’s about to unleash. The Nazi…

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