CrabDiving – Wed 021424 – Democrats Took Back George Santos’ Seat

Democrats took back George Santos’ seat  A Republican in the House caterwauled for the Biden administration to declassify everything related to a supposed Russian space-nuke. The House Ethics Committee obtained texts from diddler-Rep Matt Gaetz inviting a woman on a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021224 – MAGA Lost Its Brain Cell Over The “Rigged” Super Bowl and Satanic Hand Signals

MAGA lost its brain cell over the “rigged” Super Bowl and satanic hand signals. Anti-vaxx-wanker RFK had to apologize to his fellow Kennedys for his dumb Super Bowl ad of which he supposedly knew nothing. During the Super Bowl, Cokey…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021024 – Did Tucker Carlson At Least Get A Reach Around From Putin?

Did Tucker Carlson at least get a reach around from Putin? The special counsel appointed for the Biden classified docs found nothing criminal but the salty language in their purposely inaccurate report didn’t reflect that. Trump-hunter Jack Smith may get…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020724 – DC Circuit Court Unanimously Ruled Trump Is Not Immune

DC Circuit court unanimously ruled Trump is not immune. Shitler blathered something stupid about the ruling which included a threat to Obama and other former presidents. Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice Jack Smith might try to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020524 – Ridiculous “God’s Army” Invaded A Texas Border Town

Ridiculous “God’s Army” invaded a Texas border town. Climate scientists have created a more intense category of hurricanes because the globe is getting warm AF. The Senate border bill is everything the demonic GOP ordered but the Trumpkin-repubs won’t pass…

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