CrabDiving – Fri 062218 – Trump’s Bizarre Immigration PR Stunt & Perfume That Turns You Gay

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We try to figure out Trump’s bizarre immigration PR stunt on this episode. The Crabs really couldn’t figure out why Trump autographed the photos of the crime victims. Supposedly, Shitler hated having to stop jailing babies. A Dem lawmaker played…

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CrabDiving – Thu 062118 – Melania’s Tone-Deaf Jacket & America’s Getting Browner

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Melania’s tone-deaf jacket FLOTUS fail was discussed on this episode, as a heartless, GOP, hard-line immigration bill failed in the House. Fox-bot Stuart Varney complained that media should be covering Trump’s great victories, instead of negative media stories of children…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062018 – Trump Douses The Fire He Started & Methodists Un-heart Sessions

Trump douses the fire he started and expects the universe to slurp his sad orange man-sack. Migrant kids were drugged without parental consent at government institutions in the Republic of Texas. Trump got rid of immigration lawyers for child hostages…

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CrabDiving – Vile Republicans Defend Separating Immigrant Families & F*ck Trump

As vile Republicans defend separating immigrant families, the Crabs covered the shameful state-sponsored child abuse. Orange fascist Trump said Dems want illegal immigrants to “infest” our country. Shitler said some dumbass crap about shoes smuggled into Canada from the U.S.…

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