CrabDiving – Wed 011718 – GOP Worried About Mid-Terms & Zinke Destroying The Interior

As the evil GOP worried over another state legislature loss, GOP dick-bot Paul Ryan warned fellow Republican loons to start listening to the voters, whatever. Conserv-a-jerks said they were nervous they’d take blame for government shutdown. National Parks advisers left…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Tue 011618 – NFL Playoffs & Gronk Says Don’t Eat Laundry Detergent

Adam Feuerberg and Tommy Gimler survived their new year festivities and are sitting in a booth at the Speakeasy in Santa Monica talking NFL playoffs, Saints safety Marcus Williams throwing the game, Nick Foles’ massive dong, Rob Gronkowski having to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 011518 – Hawaii Missile Warning & Trump’s Porn Star Payoff

The Hawaii missile warning surely freaked folks out and the Crabs covered the whole snafu on this episode. Dem Dick Durbin demanded Trump release recordings of the meeting where Shitler busted out the shithole comment. Loony-bird broadcaster Alex Jones accused…

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