CrabDiving – Wed 080818 – Omarosa Recorded Trump & Missouri Voters Repeal Right-To-Work Law

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Former reality TV loon Omarosa recorded Trump on her smart device and used the footage to sell her tell-all book. Crooked GOP Congressman Chris Collins was busted for insider trading. Some dude in New Mexico got arrested for kidnapping and…

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CrabDiving – Mon 080618 – Trump Admits Don Jr.’s Collusion & InfoSqueals Heard Round The World

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Trump admitted there was attempted collusion and totally sold his son out. A former prosecutor explained how Don Jr. could be facing RICO charges. Supposedly, Shitler’s advisers begged him to stop tweeting about Russian collusion. Cheeto’s administration snapped sanctions back…

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CrabDiving – Wed 080118 – Trump Cult Rally QAnon Loons & POTUS Obstructing Like A Mofo

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The Trump cult rally QAnon loons were out in force in Tampa. More crap about Manafort was learned during the second of day of Shitler’s former campaign manager’s trial. The prosecutors said they may not call Manafort’s ex-minion Rick Gates.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 073118 – Manafort Trial Started & John Kelly Staying Until 2020

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Chief of Staff John Kelly claimed he’s staying until 2020 at Trump’s request and Crabs called BS! The Manafort trial started and we learned Trump’s former Campaign Manager bought an ostrich leather coat valued at $16,000. Turkey said they’d retaliate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 073018 – Rudy Giuliani Insanity Tour & GOP Bigfoot Porn

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The Rudy Giuliani insanity tour continued and the Crabs played the insane ramblings of Trump’s crack attorney. The CBS board took no action against possibly over-horned honcho Les Moonves amid allegations of sexual harassment. Republitwunts claimed they’re trying to avoid…

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