CrabDiving – Fri 021624 – Trump Just Needs To Find 11,780 Votes and 454 Million Dollars

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Trump just needs to find 11,780 votes and 454 million dollars. The ridiculous hearing about Fani Willis’s dating life continued in Georgia. Authoritarian coward Putin surely had Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny murdered. A group of conservative wankers had to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021424 – Democrats Took Back George Santos’ Seat

Democrats took back George Santos’ seat  A Republican in the House caterwauled for the Biden administration to declassify everything related to a supposed Russian space-nuke. The House Ethics Committee obtained texts from diddler-Rep Matt Gaetz inviting a woman on a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021224 – MAGA Lost Its Brain Cell Over The “Rigged” Super Bowl and Satanic Hand Signals

MAGA lost its brain cell over the “rigged” Super Bowl and satanic hand signals. Anti-vaxx-wanker RFK had to apologize to his fellow Kennedys for his dumb Super Bowl ad of which he supposedly knew nothing. During the Super Bowl, Cokey…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021024 – Did Tucker Carlson At Least Get A Reach Around From Putin?

Did Tucker Carlson at least get a reach around from Putin? The special counsel appointed for the Biden classified docs found nothing criminal but the salty language in their purposely inaccurate report didn’t reflect that. Trump-hunter Jack Smith may get…

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