CrabDiving – Fri 121324 – Tech Bros Are Stumbling Over Each Other To Kiss Trump’s Fat Rump

Tech bros are stumbling over each other to kiss Trump’s fat rump. Herds of drones of unknown origins have been flying over the country. Turkey-tech-bod Elon Musk was the first supposed human to amass 400 billion in wealth. An ancient…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121124 – Guilfoyle Gets Shipped To Greece After Breaking Up With Don Jr.

Guilfoyle gets shipped to Greece after breaking up with Don Jr. FBI Director Christopher Wray submitted to the Don and resigned betraying what he said so many years ago. Evil DINO loads Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema torpedo Biden’s labor…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120924 – Person of Interest Was Arrested In Insurance CEO Murder Case

A person of interest was arrested in insurance CEO murder case but don’t credit the piggies! Luigi was informed upon by a McDonald’s employee. The Butcher, AKA Assad, was ousted from Syria. Over the course of six minutes, Jordan Neely…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120624 – Biden’s Possible Preemptive Pardons and Nick Fuentes Got Nicked

Biden’s possible preemptive pardons and Nick Fuentes got nicked on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. South Korea’s brief dalliance with martial law served as a reminder to keep fascist wankers in check. President Yoon, the load who did the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120424 – South Korea’s President Failed To Join The Right-Wing Dictators’ Club

South Korea’s President failed to join the right-wing dictator’s club, and perhaps the United States says, “Hold my beer.” South Korea’s most recent brief experience with martial law served as a reminder of the fragility of democracy. Trump-sucker and producer…

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