CrabDiving – Mon 010625 – Trump’s Win Got Certified and Giuliani Got Held In Contempt

Trump’s win got certified and Giuliani got held in contempt hopefully over Zoom. Trudeau peaced-out and a Canadian PM told Shitler to gent bent over desires to take over his country. Charlie Angus also added existing laws prevent “sexual abusers”…

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CrabDiving – Fri 010325 – Creepy Zealot Mike Johnson Barely Won The Speakership Again

Creepy zealot Mike Johnson barely won the speakership again. We learned more about the Army veteran who blew himself up in a Tesla Cyber truck at a Trump Vegas hotel. Diddler and former GOP Congressperson Matt Gaetz’s debut on OANN…

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CrabDiving – Mon 123024 – The World Needs More Jimmy Carters and Fewer Elon Musks

The world needs more Jimmy Carters and fewer Elon Musks. But sadly we still have Elon but lost President Jimmy Carter. Carter was a far better President than those who came after, especially President Elect Donald Trump whose defamation verdict…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122324 – The Matt Gaetz Report Is Out, So Trump Will Surely Offer Him Another Job

MAGA Mega-Creep Matt Gaetz's Troubles Are Mounting

The Matt Gaetz report is out, so Trump will surely offer him another job. Surely in need of new Pampers, the President Elect wants to buy Greenland, take back the Panama Canal and occupy Canada. Surely unrelated to the whole…

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