CrabDiving – Wed 092023 – Tooty Rudy Allegedly Got Gropey On Trump’s Insurrection Day

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

Tooty Rudy allegedly got gropey on Trump’s insurrection day. The UN Chief warned we’ve opened the “gates of Hell” despite our lame half-efforts to combat climate change. Evil tech bro-load Elon Musk has killed so many animals developing Neuralink but…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091823 – GOP “Freedom” Caucus Knives Are Out For Kevin McCarthy

GOP “Freedom” Caucus knives are out for Kevin McCarthy as the tyrannical minority threatens his Speakership unless they get all their fascist demands. The Republican House loons say they “won’t back down” from shutting the government down if they don’t…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091323 – Senator Kennedy’s Erotic Oratory

Senator Kennedy’s erotic oratory before Congress was extensively reviewed on Wednesday’s CrabDiving Podcast. Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s kept Speaker of the House, announced his Biden impeachment inquiry and some of his GOP colleagues seemed reluctant to hop on board.…

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