CrabDiving – Wed 032917 – Ivanka Trump White House Role & Nunes Fiction

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The Ivanka Trump White House role smelled of nepotism today as the Crabs mused over the soul of the nation’s First Daughter. Statements from the FBI contradicted the fiction spun by ninny Nunes regarding the House investigation of ties between the team…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032817 – Trump Environmental Order Garbage & Sessions v. Sanctuary Cities

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The Trump environmental order is found to be total garbage. Attorney General Jeff-Beau-Sess threatened sanctuary cities, cuz he’s a racist dickbag. Speaking of refugees and immigration, In terms of what Jesus would NOT do, loony racist Sheriff Hodgson suggested leaders…

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CrabDiving – Mon 032717 – Jared Kushner Russia Love & Nobody Likes Twitler

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The Jared Kushner Russia love connection was central to the convo on this episode of CrabDiving. Shitler handed Merkel a bill for Germany’s supposed outstanding NATO debts. The son-in-law of Trump was announced as the “Everything Czar.” Speaking of Ivanka’s…

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