CrabDiving – Thu 030217 – Sessions Recused & Obama Saved Intelligence On Twitler

Sessions recused himself from investigations into possible Russian connections with the regime of Shitler. It was learned son-in-law to Twitler and White House big-wig Jared Kushner might have lied about meetings he had with Russian officials. President Obama and his staff…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030117 – Scary Trump Speech

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The scary Trump speech was covered on today’s CrabDiving. Twitler’s speech to Congress contained a bunch of creepy white nationalism imagery. Anti-Trump conservative Charlie Sykes poo-pooed the crap congressional speech by PEEOTUS. Shep Smith of Faux News noted there were zero…

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CrabDiving – Tue 022817 – Trump Blames Military & Jeff Sessions Will Be A Dick About Weed

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Trump blames military leaders for the failed raid in Yemen. The left said Steve Beshear would rebuke Shitler’s speech to congress. Amazon’s Cloud Service shat the bed. Jesus Creepo Pat Robertson declared any opposition to Twitler should be characterized as “satanic.”…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022717 – Antisemitism Rise & Pat Robertson Teaches Sorcery

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The dreadful antisemitism rise since the election of Twitler was examined on today’s show. The Crabs played a recording off a bomb threat made by radicalized domestic terrorists. PricewaterhouseCoopers shat the bed on Oscar night. Some in the media said…

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