CrabDiving – Fri 030317 – Sad GOP Conspiracy Theories & Mike Pence Hypocrisy Facial

Sad GOP conspiracy theories

The Sad GOP conspiracy theories continued and the Crabs judged like mofos on this episode. Twitler twattered about a photo op Chuck Schumer shared with Uncle Nipples oh so many years ago. Shitler mouthpiece Carter Page didn’t sound innocent during…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 030317 – Justin Verlander Too Tired To Bang Kate Upton & Boogie Cousins

Comics Adam Feuerberg and Brady Matthews join host Tommy Gimler in the studio, and the Daily Upper Decker boys have a full plate of sports and crap to discuss on this hilarious episode. Boogie Cousins was seen with panties on…

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CrabDiving – Thu 030217 – Sessions Recused & Obama Saved Intelligence On Twitler

Sessions recused himself from investigations into possible Russian connections with the regime of Shitler. It was learned son-in-law to Twitler and White House big-wig Jared Kushner might have lied about meetings he had with Russian officials. President Obama and his staff…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030117 – Scary Trump Speech

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The scary Trump speech was covered on today’s CrabDiving. Twitler’s speech to Congress contained a bunch of creepy white nationalism imagery. Anti-Trump conservative Charlie Sykes poo-pooed the crap congressional speech by PEEOTUS. Shep Smith of Faux News noted there were zero…

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CrabDiving – Tue 022817 – Trump Blames Military & Jeff Sessions Will Be A Dick About Weed

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Trump blames military leaders for the failed raid in Yemen. The left said Steve Beshear would rebuke Shitler’s speech to congress. Amazon’s Cloud Service shat the bed. Jesus Creepo Pat Robertson declared any opposition to Twitler should be characterized as “satanic.”…

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