CrabDiving – Thu 020917 – Trump Loses Again In Court & Jim Bakker’s Wife’s Loony Women’s March Musings

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Trump loses again in court and yet Shitler proclaimed his Muslim Ban would ultimately win bigly. Kellyanne Conway most likely perpetrated a yooooge ethics violation whilst using her position in the Orange regime to promote Ivanka’s products. Speaking of Princess Cheeto Fingers,…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 020817 – Terry Bradshaw Dick Jokes & College Football Arrest Report

On this episode of the hilarious sports podcast The Daily Upper Decker, Comedian and media personality Tommy Gimler is back from Super Bowl Week in Houston, and hot damn, it was the time of his life. From meeting WNBA MVPs…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020817 – Apocalypticist Bannon & Shitler Shakes Down France

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An apocalypticist Bannon was reviewed in depth on today’s episode of CrabDiving. Matt Drudge of “spattered blue dress” fame and the Drudge Report stated that the GOP should be sued for fraud over their inaction on taxes and Obamacare. Ninny…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020717 – DeVos Confirmation & Kellyanne Conway Thinks Liberals Aren’t Real

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The DeVos confirmation went through despite the noble efforts of the Dems to block Shitler’s crap nominee. Kellyanne Conway said she believes the liberals jamming up the phone lines on Capitol Hill aren’t actual beings. Speaking of the one that…

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