CrabDiving – Thu 011217 – Laughable Ben Carson & Trump Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway

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The laughable Ben Carson and his sleepy confirmation testimony were featured on Thursday’s CrabDiving. A democratic senator from Maine found irony in the FBI director’s refusal to ‘confirm or deny’ an investigation. Obama changed our immigration policy with Cuba. Shitler’s Minister…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 011117 – Best College Football Off All Time & Grayson Allen Dicked In The Head?

Comedian Tommy Gimler, along with the rest of the dudes at The Daily Upper Decker, kick off the new year with some questions. Was the College Football Playoff National Championship the greatest college football game of all time? Should Texans…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011117 – Trump Press Conference & Jeff Sessions Craps On Secularists

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The insane Trump press conference was covered on this episode of CrabDiving. Our nation’s top spies decided it was in the country’s best interest to release an unsubstantiated dossier regarding Russia’s influence in the 2016 Presidential Election. The Crabs discussed…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 112216 – Kanye 5150’d & Election of Fart Puss

Who the hell knew facts weren’t necessary? People already need a 2×4 to the head Marky Mark style (we are still broke the fuck up forever in case you are wondering… fuck him). It’s happening already MotherTruckers… On this side-splitting episode…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010917 – Loathsome Kellyanne Conway & Bringing Down Breitbart

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We learned the loathsome Kellyanne Conway will become even more so after Shitler assumes the Presidency. The Crabs chatted about nepotism and Jared Kushner. Selfless actress Meryl Streep took a stand against Trump and hate during her award acceptance speech…

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