CrabDiving – Fri 030725 – Batcrap Bobby Kennedy Will Spend Taxpayer Cash To Study A Debunked Anti-vax Claim

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Batcrap Bobby Kennedy will spend taxpayer cash to study a debunked anti-vax claim. Another SpaceX rocket exploded in flight. Little Marco and Elmo sparred during a cabinet meeting. Feckless Sean Duffy got in on it too! Shitler decided to not…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030525 – Trump’s Vile State of the Union Address Was Just Another MAGA Hate Rally

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Trump’s vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secretary…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030325 – Protests Are Growing Against The Illegal Actions of The Corrupt Trump Administration

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Protests are growing against the illegal actions of the corrupt Trump administration. Human cosplayer J.D. Vance took his family skiing but was met with righteous protestors. Shitler hates America evidenced by the tariff war he’s about to unleash. The Nazi…

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CrabDiving – Fri 022825 – Russia Celebrates After Republican White House Thugs Ambushed Zelensky

Russia celebrates after Republican White House thugs ambushed Zelensky. Tesla shareholders were angry-pants over moron Musk’s tanking of the company and turned the tables on the DOGE leader. Nobody cared about the most recent release of the redacted Epstein files…

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CrabDiving – Wed 022625 – Authoritarian Trump Regime Is Picking Which Journalists Can Cover Them

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The authoritarian Trump regime is picking which journalists can cover them. Oligarch megaload Jeff Bezos did his part to turn the Washington Post into fascist, Trump-loving toilet paper. Goose-stepping Elmo’s business empire was seeded with 38 billion bucks of government…

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