CrabDiving – Mon 092523 – Lives Could’ve Been Saved If Trump Had Been Given An Orange Mask

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Lives could have been saved if Trump had been given an orange mask. A former White House aid to Trumpkin Mark Meadows, Cassidy Hutchinson, accused Shitler’s Chief of Staff of burning documents in his office fireplace. Donald “Man-Baby” Trump caterwauled…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092223 – If Senator Menendez Is As Corrupt As Alleged, Lock Him Up, We’re Not Republicans

If Senator Menendez is as corrupt as alleged, lock him, we’re not Republicans. Speaking of corruption, we learned Monsanto sell-out Clarence Thomas has gone on even more outrageously expensive getaways by for by likes the Koch Brothers and other conservative…

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CrabDiving – Wed 092023 – Tooty Rudy Allegedly Got Gropey On Trump’s Insurrection Day

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Tooty Rudy allegedly got gropey on Trump’s insurrection day. The UN Chief warned we’ve opened the “gates of Hell” despite our lame half-efforts to combat climate change. Evil tech bro-load Elon Musk has killed so many animals developing Neuralink but…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091823 – GOP “Freedom” Caucus Knives Are Out For Kevin McCarthy

GOP “Freedom” Caucus knives are out for Kevin McCarthy as the tyrannical minority threatens his Speakership unless they get all their fascist demands. The Republican House loons say they “won’t back down” from shutting the government down if they don’t…

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