CrabDiving – Fri 091616 – Trump Ended Birtherism & FLOTUS Four More Years!

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Trump ended birtherism when The Donald proclaimed definitively, but briefly our President is legitimate! FLOTUS gave a speech and her passionate supporters shout “four more years”. . . cue outrage! The orange a-hole face shared his secret reason for eating fast food. The GOP presidential candidate took a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091516 – Lying Trump Children & Coach Dave Hillary Shackles

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Lying Trump children came off particularly vile in various television interviews. The Donald threw the black pastor that shamed him under the bus. Donald Trump, Jr. made a deplorable remark as he attempted to illustrate an ignorant point. Ivanka was…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091416 – Georgia Mosque Militia Threat & Powell Calls Benghazi Witch-Hunt

Georgia Mosque Militia Threat

The Georgia mosque militia threat is for realz and the Crabs covered the ridiculous redneck racist shenanigans. Americans admitted in polls that they trust the media less than before. New York’s Attorney General said he will go after Trump’s “charitable” organization. According to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091316 – Trump Foundation Fraud & Clinton Media Derangement

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The Trump Foundation fraud could be the scandal that takes down the orange a-hole face, but who knows? Obama called Trump out for the loving statements the GOP presidential candidate made regarding Putin. Hillary Clinton is alive and kicking despite what a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091216 – Clinton Pneumonia & Most Think Trump Is Racist

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The Crabs follow the Clinton pneumonia narrative on this episode. Twitter teemed with Hillary body double conspiracy theories. Trump denounced Clinton for marginalizing his hateful, racist, ignorant supporters. The orange a-hole face called for zero monitors in the upcoming presidential debate.…

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