CrabDiving – Mon 070124 – SCOTUS Gave Trump A Big Win And Kicked The USA In The Crotch

SCOTUS gave Trump a big win and kicked the USA in the crotch. The conservative cock-holters for Shitler made man-baby king in a horrific decision that inspired dissents without respect from the progressives justices. The slimey Supremes said nope to…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062824 – Trump Spewed A Zillion Lies But Hey, Biden Had A Cold

Trump spewed a zillion lies but hey, Biden had a cold.  CNN obfuscated their journalistic duties when they let Shitler blather lie after lie during the recent presidential debate. Ninnies want First Lady Jill Biden to convince her husband to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062624 – MAGA Is Bewildered By Trump Candidates’ Losses

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MAGA is bewildered by Trump candidates’ losses. We learned the crappy SCOTUS, who just voted in favor of corruption, will do the right thing for Idaho, letting emergency abortion care continue in the gem state. Scribbled in Parseltongue, Alito’s sad…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062424 – Countdown To Trump Bailing on the Debate

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Countdown to Trump’s bailing on the debate has officially started. Shitler called on President Biden to submit to a drug test the day of the debate. CNN stopped an interview with an impossible Trumpkin spokesperson just days before the presidential…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062124 – Trump’s Pocket Judge Aileen Cannon Keeps Slowing The Trial Down

Trump’s pocket judge Aileen Cannon keeps slowing the trial down. Shitler’s crappy “platform” Truth Social suffered a huge loss in the stock market. The MAGATS may have tipped their hand, as the Trump campaign accidentally leaked the purchase of a…

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