CrabDiving – Mon 060324 – Just A Coincidence That Trump’s Witnesses Got Big Payoffs

It’s just a coincidence that Trump’s witnesses got big payoffs. Shitler’s campaign’s sent cease and desist letters to Problica in an effort to stop a damning expose. Mexico elected their first Jewish woman as president. Infowars’ sad-sack Alex Jones sobbed…

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CrabDiving – Fri 053124 – Trump Is Now A Big Fat Orange Lying Felon

Trump is now a big, fat, orange, lying felon. The felonious ex-POTUS showed how beaten “like a dog” he is with his fatigued, scattered babblings outside the court afterwards. Everyone totally believes that Melania, Barron, and Ivanka allegedly snuck into…

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