CrabDiving – Thu 042816 – Boehner Calls Cruz Lucifer & Joel Osteen Takes A Dick

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Boehner calls Cruz Lucifer and the former Speaker isn’t shy about further describing his disdain for the Senator from Texas. The reviews of Trump’s foreign policy speech are in and the Donald doesn’t score a “huge win.” Speaking of that horrid…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042716 – Cruz Picks Fiorina & A-hole Bryan Fischer Transphobic

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Cruz picks Fiorina as the running mate for his 2016 Presidential bid and the Crabs want to know why. Lindsey Graham administers a moderate Trump schlonging via Twitter. Despite having stated that she could never see Cruz beating Clinton in…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042616 – Satanic Temple Mocks Abortion Protesters & Foul Don Feder

Satanic Temple Mocks Abortion Protesters

The Satanic Temple mocks abortion protesters with rubber baby masks and the Crabs approve! Professional a-hole racist moron Don Feder ain’t down with Harriet Tubman on our money cuz she ain’t white. A North Carolina Republican wants to keep his state…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042516 – Cruz Kasich Alliance & Paul LePage Racist Rant

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The Cruz Kasich alliance of Republican ninny-tude is dissected on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Pat and Ryan learn about the death threats received by Republican delegates not declaring for The Donald. WND writer and actor Chuck Norris warns…

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