CrabDiving – Fri 052716 – Crazy NRA Video & Dr. Keith Ablow Is A Dick

On this Faithless Friday, there’s a crazy NRA video out there and the Crabs play hilarious clips. In very scary news, the founder of Ebay is using his wherewithal to influence court cases. Faux News Doc Keith Ablow thinks millennials are pussies for not wanting to “cobble together” three jobs. Contrary to the gross opinions of Dr. Ablow, legal marijuana is actually causing a dip in teen puff-puff-passing. Trump toady Paul Manafort is convinced The Donald will pick a VP to “do the work he doesn’t want to do”. One of the Christian Taliban candidates for the Texas School Board doesn’t win and that’s a good thing! A very vocal, monotone anti-trans protester is peacefully shutdown by cops outside of a school. A bigoted owner of a wedding venue must perform non-denominational ceremonies because we don’t live in Afghanistan. After Obama is done being President, he’s moving to a DC mansion and The Daily Caller wants us to know that a mosque — that the President probably won’t go to since he is not Muslim — is only a quarter of a mile away… GASP! Pat and Ryan then read a subsequent Washington Post list of lurid venues located very close the headquarters of Tucker Carlson’s conservative rag.

Crazy NRA video

Click the pic to watch the nutty video at the NRA site.

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