CrabDiving – Mon 050216 – Cruz Recommends Spanking & Kirk Cameron Is A Dick

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Ted Cruz recommends spanking for misbehaving kids and it comes off both creepy and pervy. Ted’s equally unlikable running mate, Carly Fiorina, takes a tumble and the video is amazing. The eccentric and ham-faced broadcaster Glenn Beck, in what only can…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042816 – Boehner Calls Cruz Lucifer & Joel Osteen Takes A Dick

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Boehner calls Cruz Lucifer and the former Speaker isn’t shy about further describing his disdain for the Senator from Texas. The reviews of Trump’s foreign policy speech are in and the Donald doesn’t score a “huge win.” Speaking of that horrid…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042716 – Cruz Picks Fiorina & A-hole Bryan Fischer Transphobic

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Cruz picks Fiorina as the running mate for his 2016 Presidential bid and the Crabs want to know why. Lindsey Graham administers a moderate Trump schlonging via Twitter. Despite having stated that she could never see Cruz beating Clinton in…

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