CrabDiving – Wed 070324 – Michelle Obama Would Kick Trump’s Sorry Saggy Fascist Butt

MIchelle Obama would kick Trump’s sorry saggy fascist butt. A new poll says most Americans think President Biden isn’t fit for another term but he’s still neck and neck with Shitler.  Meanwhile, the dude with the calcified worm in his…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070124 – SCOTUS Gave Trump A Big Win And Kicked The USA In The Crotch

SCOTUS gave Trump a big win and kicked the USA in the crotch. The conservative cock-holters for Shitler made man-baby king in a horrific decision that inspired dissents without respect from the progressives justices. The slimey Supremes said nope to…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062824 – Trump Spewed A Zillion Lies But Hey, Biden Had A Cold

Trump spewed a zillion lies but hey, Biden had a cold.  CNN obfuscated their journalistic duties when they let Shitler blather lie after lie during the recent presidential debate. Ninnies want First Lady Jill Biden to convince her husband to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062624 – MAGA Is Bewildered By Trump Candidates’ Losses

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MAGA is bewildered by Trump candidates’ losses. We learned the crappy SCOTUS, who just voted in favor of corruption, will do the right thing for Idaho, letting emergency abortion care continue in the gem state. Scribbled in Parseltongue, Alito’s sad…

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