CrabDiving – Mon 122815 – Rahm Emanuel Vacation Abort & Dude Bangs Out Goat

Rahm Emanuel vacation abort

The Crabs return to Los Angeles and cover the early-term Rahm Emanuel vacation abort due to the latest Chicago police trigger-happytude.  Apparently, in a Trump vs Clinton early pole cock-off, the two candidates come off evenly. Sadly, the Tamir Rice indictment…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122215 – Half Embarrassed By Trump & Hillary Schlonged

Embarrassed by Trump

Sadly, the country is only half embarrassed by Trump and the possibility of a his presidency.  The Donald’s most recent cheap, distasteful comment about Hillary possibly pinching off a liberal loaf is gross. Shots fired over a Star Wars spoiler alert…

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Midnight Breakfast – E017 – Holiday Party!

Merry Celebration and a happy whatever-you’re-into! This week you’re cordially invited to the Midnight Breakfast Holiday Party, with special guests Kevin Tienken (@KevinTienken on Twitter), Jessica Singer (@MissJesskah), Katie Merriam (@Katability), and Frank Cronin (@GLOWPUNK). Join us for cocktails, latkes, and,…

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The Hollywood Hick – Starbucks Xmas Cup & Fuck Autoplay Videos!

starbucks xmas cup

Jared the Subway guy is STRAIGHT UP GROSS ASS McGROSSERSON… but it’s OK cause he’s SORRY… BULLSHIT!!!  FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN AUTO PLAY VIDEO YOU BITCH ASS BITCH WEB PROGRAMMERS!!!  Uh Oh… Blind Gossip #MotherTruckers: some extra promiscuous superstar done…

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