CrabDiving – Wed 102815 – Dumb One Percenters & College Recruiters Push Puss For Play

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The Crabs crap on dumb one percenters without the luxury of a glass coffee table and Phil Collins comes out of retirement.  Dennis Hastert’s high school wrestler high-jinks have landed the ex-Speaker in hot, guilty water.  The New York Mets…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102715 – Cowboy Church Delivery & Violent Arrest Of A Student

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On Tuesday’s Crabs, Pat and Ryan learn all about the Cowboy Church delivery of a Mini-Me-size stone of the Ten Commandments to the kooky RWNJ Governor of Oklahoma. The guys also cover the important stories of politics and news.  The…

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The CannaLinguists – E041 -The Next Five States To Legalize & Bernie For Highest Office

On this episode of The CannaLinguists, on the CrabDiving Network, Los Angeles comedians Alex Mandelberg and April O’Connor go over the next five states to legalize weed. Bernie Sanders will most likely legalize the toking if he is elected to the highest office…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102615 – Seventh Day Adventists & Ben Carson Attempted To Stab A Human

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On this episode, Pat and Ryan discuss the loony Seventh Day Adventists, as well as the usual right wing nutjobbery headlines.  Boehner makes budget deal with The White House.  Ben Carson was a homicidal maniac, with a hammer!  Lindsey Graham is…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 102015 – Dolly Ain’t Dying & Showgirls Casting

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Yo MotherTruckers… Did a Hick say workin sucks, yet?  FYI… my beloved Dolly ain’t dyin.  South Africa is straight up incompetent at jailing murderers.  Overpaid actors/actresses need to quit whinin and kiss a Hick’s ass.  Halle Berry and her angry…

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