CrabDiving – Tue 101425 – Even Newsmax Is Telling Hegseth To Screw Off With His Un-American Press Rules

Even Newsmax is telling Hegseth to screw off with his un-American press rules. Trump is sending Tomahawks to Ukraine. Shitler melted down over an unflattering pic on the cover of Time Magazine. President Diaper Rash creepily flirted the Italian President…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101025 – MAGA Squeals Over Trump Losing The Nobel Prize

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MAGA squeals over Trump losing the Nobel Prize. Nobel winner Maria Corina her Nobel to Shitler. The President of MIT stood up to Trump. Man-baby want’s China’s rare Earth crap. VIP fortune teller Hank Kunneman has been praying during this…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100325 – The World Is Laughing At The Clowntastic Madman In The White House

The world is laughing at the clowntastic madman in The White House. Trump trashed his room at Windsor Castle slathering his royal quarters with the orange foundation unevenly found upon his Nazi face and hands. Man-baby seems to enjoy the…

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