CrabDiving – Mon 020325 – Trump’s Insane Tariffs Backfired Bigly, But MAGA Loons Think He Won

Tariff Protest

Trump’s insane tariffs backfired bigly, but MAGA loons think he won. Turkey-bod apartheid load Elon wants all regulations gone. At a Toronto Raptors game, the National Anthem was booed because of Trump’s tariffs. One of the dumbest in government, GOP…

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CrabDiving – Fri 013125 – Will The MAGA Cult Thank Trump When His Idiotic Tariffs Raise Prices?

Will the MAGA cult thank Trump when his idiotic tariffs raise prices? During his Senatorial confirmation hearing, human cosplayer Kash Patel blathered lies about his relationship with anti-Semitic podcaster Stew Peters. Senator Adam Schiff figuratively de-nutted Kash hammering the pizza-gater’s…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012925 – Trump’s Disapproval Rating Is Already Skyrocketing

Trump’s disapproval rating is already skyrocketing as Diaper Rash tucked his sack between his ample thighs and rescinded the stupid federal hiring freeze. President Rapist named an owner of an Australian Basketball team as the New Zealand and Samoa Ambassador.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012725 – Felon Trump’s Flurry of Unconstitutional Executive Orders

Felon Trump’s flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012425 – UK Staffers Used To Cry Laughing At Trump’s Calls With Their PM

UK staffers used to cry laughing at Trump’s call with their PM. Shitler the Nazi wants to 86 FEMA. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner catches much deserved flack for her support of President Diaper Rash. Fascist mouthpiece for man-baby, Caroline Leavitt, lied…

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