CrabDiving – Fri 050815 – Texans Say The Colonel’s Lying About Jade Helm 15, Beck May Take A Billy Club To His Head

Texas Jade Helm 15 meeting

The Crabs cover Jade Helm 15 and a ton of political crap on Friday.  The United Kingdom is getting their RWNJ on.  California’s water is getting fracked up.  Hawaii is like totes green.  Bat-shit cray Texans don’t believe an army colonel just…

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CrabDiving – Thu 050715 – Queen Power, Draining Mayoral Vein, Rick Wiles Declares Obama Uncircumcised

Queen decides Prime Minister

Pat and Ryan cover Queen Power and lots more stories on Thursday.  The Queen of England can actually do shit.  Canada not sucking on Koch-like teats.  The government doesn’t have the right to listen to your calls no matter what the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050615 – Pam Geller Is No Rosa Parks, D&D Dudes Damned, Patriots Cheated!

Pastor Win Worley dungeons and dragons curse

With non-deflated balls, the Crabs issue forth more tales of woe.  The Patriots fucking cheated.  D&D dudes damned to burn in eternal hell, says a biggie-size, squishy flesh pile.  Too bad Bernie Sander’s vocal quality isn’t as appealing as his politics.  Pam Geller compares…

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