CrabDiving – Fri 042415 – RWNJs Hate On Gay Marriage, First Same-Sex Adoption Goes Thru In FL, Brett Favre Not A Wussy

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Friday’s Crabs includes the following headlines: evil Eric Bolling from Faux News calls Brett Favre a wussy; #Florida deputy goes for a slice and a woman dies; RWNJ lunatics Scott Lively, Ted Cruz, James Dobson and every other white, bigoted…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042315 – Beck Crosses Reefer Rubicon, Jesus-Themed Sexy-Time w/Priest, Murica Be Executing Like A Mofo

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Pat and Ryan learn how Bryan Fischer believes the Bible will be turned in Mein Kampf, plus these hot headlines: Glenn Beck crosses the Rubicon and bestows his blessing upon the legalization of weed; family members reunited via Tinder; Students…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042315 – Christian Flag Creepy, Pharmacist Won’t Do Her Job Cuz Jesus, Huckabee Hard For Guns

On hump day, the crabs sink their pincers into the following stories: the new Muppets won’t be for kids; Pope Francis tangles with Murican Christo-ban ninnies; Faux News host like totally sucks; Walmart pharmacist in Taliban-esque Georgia refuses to dispense…

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