The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 072215 – Tiger Woods Trolled By AARP & Carmelo Anthony Is A Turd

Andy, T Sean and Tommy recap the 144th Open Championship, professional golfer and consummate poon-hound Tiger Woods trolled by the AARP.  NBA baller Carmelo Anthony is the biggest turd in the wide world of basketball.  The farce that is Wisconsin’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072415 – Snakes Invasion & Sir Dumbalot Guards Recruiting Office

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Friday’s episode of the Crabs includes stories of snakes invasion and the usual RWNJ lunacy.  Lots of asshat topics are covered.  A Wisconsinite mistakes a dog for a lion and opens fire.  A house is blighted with serpents of the poisonous variety.  We…

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CrabDiving – Thu 072315 – Militia Misfire & Trump Does A Yosemite Sam At The Border

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On this episode, the Crabs cover a militia misfire and several right wing assbag stories.  Trump, poster child for everything a-hole-ish, travels to the border to pontificate about Mexicans, walls and how he’s the best.  A moronic and probably tubby militia dude squeezes…

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